"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "Please be assured that we are addressing this issue
diligently."
