lack the capacity to own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single worthless material whilst staying inside the great state of. No
junk for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess even a speck of feces inside Ohio. No waste to be found in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the aptitude to have any crap during the time staying inside Ohio. No garbage to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of even a trace of excrement inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of garbage while residing in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to own a single excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of crap during
staying within the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of substance within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain the slightest bit of excrement whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to possess the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to acquire even a single junk during staying in Ohio. No
garbage for me, alas. I don't have even a trace of feces in the great state of Ohio.