"Regrettably, there was an incident that led to a surprising nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We deeply regret any trouble this
may have caused." "Rest assured, we are taking this matter seriously."
