CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN MASSACHUSETTS GeniusCan't own nonsense in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any worthless substance whilst
residing inside Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have even a speck of dung within Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
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Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny
bit of rubbish while residing in Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, regrettably. I lack the ability to own any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of waste whilst living within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to
acquire any feces while residing within the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, unfortunately. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to have even a single junk during staying in Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have any feces inside the great state of Ohio.